May 2013
inbox:
inbox:
i like mcdonalds french fries better than the burgers
i actually like mcdonalds french fries better than most people
the-bards-apprentice:
when I’m at a friend’s house and that friend has a cat
commanderlizabiz:
princeichi:
gosh thor followed me into the bathroom
and the whole time i was trying to concentrate, he just sat there in the bathtub, very loudly licking his butt.
oh my god I forgot that your cat is named thor so I actually thought you meant like god of thunder thor and holy shit the mental images
andrewhussiesbosom:
if you nice to me then I’ll
but if you give me shit Imma
jesuislegrandefromage:
emily-spectre:
psilentasincjelli:
C a r r y o n m y w a y w a r d s o o o o o o o n
T h e r e ’ l l b e p e a c e when y o u a r e d o o n e
L a y y o u r w e a r y h e a d t o r e e e e e e s t
D o n ’ t y o u c r y n o m o r e
FINALLY AN ACCURATE ONE
This is probably one of the reasons the rest of the world thinks we...
mermaidsandmisandry:
things i dont need in my life:
wasps
those stringy things on the banana
commercials on youtube