inbox: inbox: i like mcdonalds french fries better than the burgers i actually like mcdonalds french fries better than most people
the-bards-apprentice: when I’m at a friend’s house and that friend has a cat
commanderlizabiz: princeichi: gosh thor followed me into the bathroom and the whole time i was trying to concentrate, he just sat there in the bathtub, very loudly licking his butt. oh my god I forgot that your cat is named thor so I actually thought you meant like god of thunder thor and holy shit the mental images
andrewhussiesbosom: if you nice to me then I’ll but if you give me shit Imma
jesuislegrandefromage: emily-spectre: psilentasincjelli: C a r r y o n m y w a y w a r d s o o o o o o o n T h e r e ’ l l b e p e a c e when y o u a r e d o o n e L a y y o u r w e a r y h e a d t o r e e e e e e s t D o n ’ t y o u c r y n o m o r e FINALLY AN ACCURATE ONE This is probably one of the reasons the rest of the world thinks we...
mermaidsandmisandry: things i dont need in my life: wasps those stringy things on the banana commercials on youtube